Día 1 después del desastre

Jick, creador del juego en línea Kingdom Of Loathing, borró algunas tablas de la base de datos, dejándonos con los KOL Shakes durante dos días. Ahora que lo restituyó, nos dejó un item interesante y contenido adicional.

Actualmente estoy en el Battlefield y esta fue mi primera aventura:

As you wander through the battlefield, you come upon a wooden stand with a big sign proclaming "Cloaca-Cola: Have a Cloaca and a Smile!" As you draw closer, a nervous-looking man behind the counter quickly turns the sign around. It now reads "Be Reincarnated with the Dyspepsi Generation."

"Dyspepsi: it brings your ancestors back from the dead, citizen," he greets you.

"Oh, I'm not a Dyspepsi soldier."

"Oh, oh my goodness! Of course not! I was just -- undercover. Yes." The man flips the sign back around. "Bite the wax tadpole, comrade."

"Er, I'm not a Cloaca soldier either," you say. "So what, you're selling cola to both sides?"

"Business is business, friend," he says. "Although not much business, at these prices. It's practically cutting my own head off!"

You turn away disgusted, tossing a fireball over your shoulder. If there's one thing you can't stand, it's people who aren't firm in their convictions. At least, you're pretty sure you can't stand that. Whatever.

You gain 13 Mysteriousness.