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You're fighting a Dyspepsi-Cola Knight

As you make your way across the battlefield, you are surprised by a fully-armored knight in a Dyspepsi-Cola tabard, waving a two-handed sword over his head wildly and bellowing as he runs at you. Clearly an example of caffeine addiction. You wonder what a nice sword like that's doing on a knight like him.

You get the jump on him.

You hit for 22 damage. BARF! BONK! ZAP! BOOF! KAPOW!

He belches a hideous belch at you. The air turns green, as does your face. Ow! Eek! Oof! Ugh!

You lose 13 hit points.

You hit for 21 damage. SMACK! SMACK! BARF! SPLAT! ZAP!You win the fight!

Flakolas feasts on the corpse, then touches you gently on the cheek.

You gain 25 hit points.

You gain 19 Muscularity Points.

You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola

You gain 6 Muscleboundness.
You gain 2 Mysteriousness.