viernes, octubre 28, 2005

Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer II

You're fighting a Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer

You encounter a Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer trying to load a huge rock into a catapult. He rolls the rock back and forth, trying to get enough momentum going to load the catapult.

"That's it!" you shout. "Rock? Rolling? Cola Wars? I can't take this any more!" You charge forward waving your weapon.

He gets the jump on you.

He rolls over you with his rolling rock. You feel vaguely like you've just drank something that wasn't quite beer. Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ow!

You lose 14 hit points.

You hit for 19 damage. WHACK! BONK! KERBLAM! KERBLAM! ZOT!

He shouts, "This is for the Space Monkey Mafia!" and rolls his rock over your groin. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Eek!

You lose 13 hit points.

You hit for 23 damage. BIFF! SMACK! WHACK! KAPOW! KERBLAM!You win the fight!You gain 9 Strengthliness.
You gain 1 Wizardliness.
You gain 2 Sarcasm.