You're fighting a Cloaca-Cola Soldier

You're fighting a Cloaca-Cola Soldier

As you make your way across the battlefield, you are spotted by one of the red-shirted Cloaca-Cola soldiers. He charges at you, shouting "Cloaca is it!" You start to ask "Cloaca is what?", but by then he's already trying to bash your skull in. Er, trying in which to bash your skull.

He gets the jump on you.

He hits you so hard it makes your teeth hurt. Oof! Ugh! Ow! Ow!

You lose 14 hit points.

You hit for 19 damage. KERBLAM! BIFF! ZAP! POW! WHAM!

He hits you so hard it makes your teeth hurt. Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Argh!

You lose 13 hit points.

You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.