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You're fighting A Mob Penguin Pasta Chef

As you near the Icy Peak, you encounter one of the penguins whose duty it is to provide tasty pasta dishes to the Penguin Mafia.

"Heyyy," says the penguin, "You don'ta belong here. I beata you head in!"

You get the jump on him.

You do not aim with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of Sneaky Pete. You aim with your Moxie.

You hit for 114 damage. BONK! BOOF! SOCKO! ZAP! ZAP! ZOT! SOCKO! KERBLAM! ZOT! BIFF!

You win the fight!

You gain 30 Meat.

Pecoso does a little fairy dance.

You gain 8 Strengthliness.
You gain 3 Enchantedness.
You gain 10 Smarm.

You're fighting A Mob Penguin Soprano

This penguin occupies a position of great authority in the Penguin Mafia. One word from him, and an army of armed thugs will come to your house and break your arms, and possibly your armoire.

He also sings a mean aria. Really, really mean. If it weren't for the occasional panic attacks, he'd be almost unstoppable.

You get the jump on him.

You do not aim with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of Sneaky Pete. You aim with your Moxie.

You hit for 102 damage. WHAM! ZAP! ZAP! BOOF! BARF! KAPOW! WHACK! BIFF! BIFF! KAPOW!

You win the fight!

You gain 31 Meat.

Pecoso does a little fairy dance.

You acquire an item: support cummerbund

You acquire an item: Mob Penguin cellular phone

You acquire an item: mafia aria

You gain 14 Fortitude.
You gain 5 Mysteriousness.
You gain 5 Roguishness.

You're fighting A Mob Penguin Pasta Chef

As you near the Icy Peak, you encounter one of the penguins whose duty it is to provide tasty pasta dishes to the Penguin Mafia.

"Heyyy," says the penguin, "You don'ta belong here. I beata you head in!"

You get the jump on him.

You do not aim with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of Sneaky Pete. You aim with your Moxie.

You hit for 115 damage. BARF! POW! WHACK! BARF! KAPOW! BONK! ZAP! ZOT! ZOT! ZOT!

You win the fight!

You gain 28 Meat.

Pecoso does a little fairy dance.

You acquire an item: iron pasta spoon

You gain 12 Strengthliness.
You gain 3 Enchantedness.
You gain 7 Sarcasm.