Viernes 13!
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| Today is Friday the 13th! Watch out! Bad things can happen on Friday the 13th. | |||
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Combat!
 | You're fighting a sleeping Knob Goblin Guard |
You hit for 216 damage. CRITICAL HIT! BOOF! BARF! BONK! SMACK! ZAP! KERBLAM! POW! BIFF! WHAM! ZOT!
You notice a dead ladybug on the ground. You must have stepped on it during the fight.
Damn it.
 | You gain 4 Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: viking helmet |
You gain 1 Strongness.
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 | You're fighting a Gnollish Tirejuggler |
This is a Gnoll who wanders Degrassi Knoll juggling enormous tires. Nobody knows why.
You get the jump on him.
You hit for 169 damage. BIFF! BARF! WHAM! BONK! SPLAT! WHAMMO! ZAP! WHAMMO! KAPOW! WHACK!
Queensryche attempts to stab him, but misses.
You notice three chaos butterflies flying nearby.
Damn it.
| You gain 25 Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: tires |
You gain 1 Magicalness.
You gain 2 Sarcasm.
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 | You're fighting a Gnollish Flyslayer |
This is one of the Gnolls whose job it is to clear Degrassi Knoll of the enormous horseflies that plague it. Have you ever seen a horsefly? Or a housefly? Or heard a rubber band? Or... never mind. Just fight the deadly-flyswatter-wielding Gnoll.
You get the jump on him.
You hit for 170 damage. SPLAT! BOOF! ZOT! POW! WHACK! ZAP! BIFF! BAM! BOOF! KAPOW!
Queensryche attempts to stab him, but misses.
You hear an owl hoot three times.
Damn it.
| You gain 24 Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: Gnollish flyswatter |
You gain 2 Mysteriousness.
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 | You're fighting a Gnollish Gearhead |
This is a Gnollish Gearhead. When he's not fixing up hot rods in the Degrassi Knoll garages, he's wandering around looking for a fight, such as the one he just found.
You get the jump on him.
You hit for 172 damage. CRITICAL HIT! BAM! SOCKO! POW! BIFF! ZOT! BOOF! SPLAT! BONK! SOCKO! BONK!
Queensryche attempts to stab you, but misses.
You hear a sickening *CRUNCH* as you accidentally step on a mirror on the ground.
Damn it.
| You gain 19 Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: Gnollish toolbox |
 | You acquire an item: gnoll lips |
You gain 1 Mysteriousness.
You gain 1 Chutzpah.
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| You're fighting a Gnollish Flyslayer |
This is one of the Gnolls whose job it is to clear Degrassi Knoll of the enormous horseflies that plague it. Have you ever seen a horsefly? Or a housefly? Or heard a rubber band? Or... never mind. Just fight the deadly-flyswatter-wielding Gnoll.
You get the jump on him.
You hit for 170 damage. KERBLAM! BONK! ZOT! KAPOW! BIFF! BOOF! WHAMMO! BARF! KAPOW! ZOT!
Ronnie James Dio gains a pound!
You swagger away from the fight, directly under a ladder.
Damn it.
| You gain 24 Meat. |
| You acquire an item: Gnollish flyswatter |
You gain 1 Strengthliness.
You gain 1 Magicalness.
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 | You're fighting a Knob Goblin Mutant |
This is the result of a failed genetic experiment by the Knob Goblin Mad Scientists.
You get the jump on him.
You hit for 127 damage. ZOT! SMACK! KAPOW! SMACK! BAM! SPLAT! ZAP! ZAP! WHAMMO! ZOT!
You look up and see a single magpie sitting in a tree, watching you with beady little eyes.
Damn it.
| You gain 62 Meat. |
You gain 2 Strongness.
You gain 2 Wizardliness.
You gain 7 Cheek.
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 | You're fighting a BASIC Elemental |
10 PRINT "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, PUNY ADVENTURER!"
20 GOTO 10
You get the jump on it.
You hit for 133 damage. WHAM! ZAP! KERBLAM! KERBLAM! BOOF! KERBLAM! BAM! POW! KERBLAM! BOOF!
Psychotron stomps on the ground, shaking your opponent up for 1 damage.
A murder of crows flies past in the sky.
Damn it.
You gain 2 Fortitude.
You gain 6 Magicalness.
You gain 2 Sarcasm.
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 | You're fighting a gaunt ghuol |
This is a ghuol that hasn't been eating very much decaying flesh. Normally this is a good thing, but for ghuols, it's pretty unpleasant. You should put him out of his misery.
You get the jump on it.
You do not aim with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of Sneaky Pete. You aim with your Moxie.
You hit for 196 damage. SPLAT! BIFF! WHAMMO! KAPOW! SOCKO! SPLAT! BOOF! BOOF! POW! BAM!
You discover yourself to be standing on a crack in the ground.
Damn it.
Pecoso does a little fairy dance.
 | You acquire an item: ghuol egg |
 | You acquire an item: ghuol ears |
You gain 1 Strengthliness.
You gain 2 Wizardliness.
You gain 8 Cheek.
posted by Noel at 9:31 a. m.
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